Season 5


Setup: David Wallace is commending Dwight on the success of "his" Golden Ticket promotional idea. Earlier, Michael made Dwight claim credit for the idea because he thought the person who came up with it would be fired.

David Wallace: "How about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute. This is huge."
Dwight: TWSS.


From: Golden Ticket (Season 5, Episode 17).

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(44 Laughs)

 

Setup: The office is starting to go on a collective diet and Dwight offers everyone one last bite of an eclair before the first weigh-in.

Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."
(Implied): TWSS.



From: Weight Loss (Season 5, Episode 1)

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(98 Laughs)

 

Setup: Everyone in the office is laying on the floor in the conference room as part of a relaxation exercise. Stanley’s heart rate monitor keeps beeping when Michael goes near him.
Michael: “Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing."
Michael: That's what he said, right guys, ‘cause of gay.


From: Stress Relief (Season 5, Episode 13)

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(59 Laughs)

 

Setup: Pam is roasting Michael and brings up the time she walked in on him naked in his office.
Pam: “...his thing is so small. If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle.”
(Missed): TWSS


From: Stress Relief (Season 5, Episode 13)

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(64 Laughs)