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Setup: Michael is telling everyone to pitch-in and help him finish his work before they can leave the office.
Michael: "Come on, let's gangbang this thing and go home."
From: The Fight (Season 2, Episode 6)
Setup: Michael is in the doctor's office with Dwight. Earlier that day, Michael grilled his foot on a George Foreman grill and Dwight suffered a concussion by crashing into a pole. The doctor is asking about the injury.
Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen."
From: The Injury (Season 2, Episode 12)
Setup: A delivery guy is bringing Phyllis a gigantic teddy bear from Bob Vance for Valentine’s Day.
Kevin: "Man, that thing’s bigger than I am.”
From: Valentine's Day (Season 2, Episode 16)
Setup: Michael walks into the office and Dwight is at his desk eating grapes.
Dwight: Ha, I don’t get it
Michael: grapes, seductive
From: Dwight's Speech (Season 2, Episode 17)
Setup: Michael is going through employee complaint records one-by-one to resolve past conflicts. He starts by bringing up the Phyllis-Angela dispute.
Angela: "You already did me.”
From: Conflict Resolution (Season 2, Episode 21)
Setup: Michael is announcing his “retirement from comedy” to the office, following a meeting with corporate about sexual harassment.
Jim: Does that include that's what she said?
Jim: “Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.”
From: Sexual Harassment (Season 2, Episode 2)
Setup: Michael is asking people to watch a sexual harassment video with him.
Jim: “No thanks I’m good.”
Michael: TWSS. Pam?
Pam: “My mother’s coming.”
From: Sexual Harassment (Season 2, Episode 2).
Setup: Dwight is talking to the camera about how it is hard for him to make sure Michael’s birthday is a success every year.
Dwight: “He gets very excited, but he’s also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he’s ready to explode…it’s my job to release that pressure, so he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment.”
From: Michael's Birthday (Season 2, Episode 19)