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Setup: Michael is telling everyone to pitch-in and help him finish his work before they can leave the office.
Michael: "Come on, let's gangbang this thing and go home."
From: The Fight (Season 2, Episode 6)
Setup: The office is starting to go on a collective diet and Dwight offers everyone one last bite of an eclair before the first weigh-in.
Dwight: "Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."
From: Weight Loss (Season 5, Episode 1)
Setup: Dwight asks Angela if she wants some of his beet salad.
Angela: "The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit."
From: Dinner Party (Season 4, Episode 9)
Setup: Jan is telling Michael she can’t be with him all day because she’s in and out of meetings.
Jan: "I can’t stay on top of you 24/7."
From: The Convention (Season 3, Episode 2)
Setup: A delivery guy is bringing Phyllis a gigantic teddy bear from Bob Vance for Valentine’s Day.
Kevin: "Man, that thing’s bigger than I am.”
From: Valentine's Day (Season 2, Episode 16)
Setup: Pam is roasting Michael and brings up the time she walked in on him naked in his office.
Pam: “...his thing is so small. If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle.”
From: Stress Relief (Season 5, Episode 13)
Setup: Dwight is talking to the camera about how it is hard for him to make sure Michael’s birthday is a success every year.
Dwight: “He gets very excited, but he’s also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he’s ready to explode…it’s my job to release that pressure, so he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment.”
From: Michael's Birthday (Season 2, Episode 19)