It had been raining for hours one night and all of my friends and I were completely soaked. On the way back from the bars we were casually walking in the downpour and having fun in the water. Whenever we passed people huddled together under awnings trying to stay dry, my friend yelled to them, “You need to get wet!” TWSS.

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(82 Laughs)

 

I was walking to a club located just down the street and a female friend surprised me by jumping on my back for a piggy-back ride. I went with it and ran with her down the street. After sprinting for a block, she screamed, “I want to go down! I want to go down!” TWSS.

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(132 Laughs)

 

I was at a celebratory lunch with my manager, director, and 8 other coworkers. Several of them ordered the special, which was a stuffed cheeseburger. When our food arrived, a woman at our table said she didn’t know how she was supposed to eat it because of the size. My manager replied, “you have to unhinge your jaw to get it all in.” TWSS.

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(422 Laughs)