My sister was putting on a fur coat and some of it got on her tongue to which she replied, "Eww there's fur in my mouth." TWSS.

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(25 Laughs)

 

Me and my boyfriend were in the back of my mom's car and she pulled up on the side of the mailbox to get the mail. As she was reaching over to get it she said "Why do they stick it in so far?" TWSS.

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(46 Laughs)

 

I was driving with some buddies and one found an old mountain dew that was nice and warm. He took a swig against everybody's recommendation. The windows dont roll down in the back seat of my car, so with a mouth full of dew he said "Where should I spit this?" TWSS.

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(37 Laughs)

 

Today my brother and mom were making a pie. They took it out of the fridge and my mom then continued to say "You know, I think you took it out too early...put it back in for a while." TWSS.

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(96 Laughs)

 

Yesterday, while with my friend, she couldnt tie her braclet around her wrist. So, I offered to do it for her. I was pulling the strings to tie the ends together and my friend says "i like 'em really tight." TWSS.

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(50 Laughs)

 

Me and my mom were going for a driving lesson. We were backing out of our driveway, at the top of a steep hill. I was unsure of which key to use, so she pointed at the right one and responded with "just put it in and it will be all downhill from here". TWSS.

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(33 Laughs)

 

Yesterday at the beach me an my friends were digging a hole to try and get down to the water. At one point my boyfriend throws up a handful of sand and accidentally hits me in the face with it. I said, "Nolan! You got it all over my face!" TWSS.

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(61 Laughs)

 

I was in chemistry class, and we were doing a lab with pennies. We had to take some iron wool and try to make the penny shiny. Mine wasn't working out so well, so my teacher came up to me and said, " You're doing it wrong, you have to push hard and make sure you get in there deep." TWSS.

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(144 Laughs)

 

The other day I was wearing a pull over with a zipper that goes half way down. It looks relatively stupid all the way down so i put it there trying to make a joke, my friend put it back to the middle, then my other friend put it all the back to the top. Somebody asked why in the world was my zipper at my neck? "Well, it was all the way down, then Jenny brought it up some, and Kristin got it all the way up." TWSS.

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(299 Laughs)

 

Yesterday at a fair, an employee was yelling in the microphone "Just aim at the hole and shoot it in." TWSS.

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(38 Laughs)