i was playing with my dog and she chomped down on my necklace. i un-thinkingly shouted "hey don't bite so hard!" TWSS.
I was putting in my friend's belly ring in her stomach. She said, "It went right in; you just slipped it right up there!" TWSS.
Yesterday, I was playing Gears Of War 2 and there was this cut scene where one of the characters said "Whoa! Looks like something big went down here." TWSS.
We were playing with squirt guns and while my friend was filling one up he took the hose and and got everyone all wet. My friend said "You took it out way to early and im sooooo wet! Put it back in and don't get it everywhere!"TWSS.
My girl and I were holding hands on the beach...she's a bit smaller than me and at the time tended to complain about holding hands too high. As she complained, I lowered my hand down, pulling her down to the floor, to which she said "Sure, just make me go down, why don't ya!" TWSS.
Me and some mates were having kebabs the other day, and my one mate who was reasonably inebriated took a bite of his kebab and some of the salad fell out. He then says "There's more on the floor than in my mouth." TWSS.
The other day, I was at the beach, and a lady near me was trying to get sunblock out of the bottle. All of a sudden, I hear "I just squirted everywhere!" TWSS.
Some time ago when i was at baseball practice. We were hitting in the batting cage. The coach said "Drive those balls deep". TWSS.
I was talking to my friend and she said summer is only 15 days away, and I said "It's not coming fast enough." TWSS.
Right before mini golfing, my date was pretty nervous because he didn't want to suck at it. He said "its pretty hard, but I can usually ease myself into the hole." I said, TWSS. He replied with "wow, I really opened myself up for that one." TWSS.