My sister and I were blowing on melted wax to get it to harden and she screamed, "Look, its getting harder!" TWSS

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(128 Laughs)

 

Today I saw a commercial with a woman washing dishes bare-handed. The announcer said, "Oh no, she's going in with no protection!" TWSS

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(212 Laughs)

 

I was having a TWSS day; I said a few jokes and I was on a roll. Then one kid came up to me and said, "Stop it I can't take anymore!" TWSS

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(75 Laughs)

 

I am a saxophone teacher and one of my students called me complaining that there was something stuck in the instrument. I told her to take a deep breath and blow out the obstruction. She said, "I'm blowing as hard as I can but it's not coming out." TWSS

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(144 Laughs)

 

My coworkers and I were eating some Timbits. I offered one of the girls another one and she said, "God no, I already have 2 in my mouth!" TWSS

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(93 Laughs)

 

The other day during advisory class my friends & I were hanging out in the cafeteria. One of my friends was slipping an iPod cover over my other friend's iPod & he goes, "It's not gonna fit. It's so big & the hole is so small." TWSS

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(88 Laughs)

 

I overheard my friend and her boss talking to each other and he said, "Do you have a sec?" and she said, "Oh yeah I have lots of secs." TWSS.

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(113 Laughs)

 

I was making Oreo balls with my friend yesterday and as we were rolling them into the ball shape she looked at the ones I did and exclaimed, "Your balls are perfect!" TWSS.

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(149 Laughs)

 

Today, my two friends were helping me put the raft in the pond. Since we weren't in swimming clothes, my grandpa rowed a boat out to pick us up from the raft. Talking about the boat seats, he said, "I can fit two in the rear and one in the front." TWSS

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(81 Laughs)

 

During my nutrition class one day I was trying to get the stem off of my apple. I proceeded to twist it off furiously as I said, "Oh my gosh, this thing is too little, I can't get it off!" TWSS.

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(33 Laughs)