My sister and I were blowing on melted wax to get it to harden and she screamed, "Look, its getting harder!" TWSS
Today I saw a commercial with a woman washing dishes bare-handed. The announcer said, "Oh no, she's going in with no protection!" TWSS
I was having a TWSS day; I said a few jokes and I was on a roll. Then one kid came up to me and said, "Stop it I can't take anymore!" TWSS
I am a saxophone teacher and one of my students called me complaining that there was something stuck in the instrument. I told her to take a deep breath and blow out the obstruction. She said, "I'm blowing as hard as I can but it's not coming out." TWSS
My coworkers and I were eating some Timbits. I offered one of the girls another one and she said, "God no, I already have 2 in my mouth!" TWSS
The other day during advisory class my friends & I were hanging out in the cafeteria. One of my friends was slipping an iPod cover over my other friend's iPod & he goes, "It's not gonna fit. It's so big & the hole is so small." TWSS
I overheard my friend and her boss talking to each other and he said, "Do you have a sec?" and she said, "Oh yeah I have lots of secs." TWSS.
I was making Oreo balls with my friend yesterday and as we were rolling them into the ball shape she looked at the ones I did and exclaimed, "Your balls are perfect!" TWSS.
Today, my two friends were helping me put the raft in the pond. Since we weren't in swimming clothes, my grandpa rowed a boat out to pick us up from the raft. Talking about the boat seats, he said, "I can fit two in the rear and one in the front." TWSS
During my nutrition class one day I was trying to get the stem off of my apple. I proceeded to twist it off furiously as I said, "Oh my gosh, this thing is too little, I can't get it off!" TWSS.