The other day at lunch my friend bought his girlfriend a cookie for the second day in a row. When she took a bite she said, "Wow! This tastes much better than it did yesterday!" TWSS

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(62 Laughs)

 

In Spanish, a kid kept chewing on his necklace. The Spanish teacher got annoyed and said, "Get that thing out of your mouth!" TWSS

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(52 Laughs)

 

When I walked into class, I was on the hunt for some outlets for my laptop. My friends and I were also trying to sit in the back area of the class, so in the midst of my hunt I said, "Wait, are you sure I can get it in the back?" TWSS

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(133 Laughs)

 

I was playing basketball with friends. The ball got stuck in the hoop. Someone said, "Get that thing out of there." TWSS.

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(47 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and her mom came by our house to drop off some stuff I left at their house. My dog was being super annoying and sniffing all over them. At one point, my friend exclaimed, "Gosh, get your freaking head out from in between my legs!" TWSS

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(188 Laughs)

 

Today at my sister's basketball game, my sister shot the ball. My mom said, "That's cheap! It went in but then right back out!" TWSS.

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(85 Laughs)

 

I was at my football game and my coach called a timeout because there was 10 seconds left in the game and we were down a touchdown. So, when my coach finished telling us what to do, he said to our quarterback, " You need to get back on top." TWSS

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(59 Laughs)

 

Today I was watching "Say Yes to the Dress" and the bride said, "it hits you in that right spot, not too high and not too low." TWSS.

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(72 Laughs)

 

My friend and I were walking to her car after class. She handed me her keys as she was putting her things in the trunk. A little bit later she yelled, "What are you waiting for? Just stick it in already!"  TWSS

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(165 Laughs)

 

I was playing a game on my friend's iPod. I beat the game so I was going to give her the iPod back. She asked why I wasn't playing anymore and I told her I finished. She then said, "I didn't know you could finish that fast!" TWSS

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(66 Laughs)