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I was at lunch and my female co-worker order a turkey sub. I guess it was too much for her because she said, "That's too much meat to put inside your body at once. But I enjoy it." TWSS

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(74 Laughs)

 

My Mom and I just finished making fudge and I asked if I could put it in the fridge. She responded with "You can't put it in yet, it's not hard." TWSS.

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(66 Laughs)

 

I was getting on a bus after a concert. There was a group of six people ahead of me and they let me on first. They were the last ones on and the bus was crowded, so one woman in the group asked me, "Can you go a little deeper?" TWSS

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(36 Laughs)

 

I told my friend that if she understood things in class the first time, she wouldn't need to study so much. She complained that she "can only take in so much at a time." TWSS

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(13 Laughs)

 

At work me and my co-worker were running wire in conduit that already had wire in it. He became frustrated and said, "It's such a tight fit with the other three already in there!" TWSS

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(66 Laughs)

 

Last year during class my friend was trying to sneakily eat one of those Dole fruit bowls. She kept talking while doing it so I said to her "just go eat your fruit." The teacher kept walking around the classroom so in response she said, "I'm trying to but every time I put it in my mouth he comes." TWSS

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(124 Laughs)

 

So my friend and I were hanging out one day and his mom took us to Wendy's. She asked him what he would like and he ordered a small chocolate shake. We received the shake and he started to try to drink it: "OMG, it's not coming out! No matter how much I suck, its too thick." TWSS

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(45 Laughs)

 

Me and my friend were at a hotel, and we needed to get into our room. I repeatedly attempted to put in my key card to unlock the door, but it wouldn't work and I got frustrated. I gave the card to my friend and she did it on her first try. When I asked her how she did it, she said, "You put in slow and pull it out fast." TWSS.

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(29 Laughs)

 

So I'm at work making fun of my boss in the back room. She laughs it off and I tell her to shut up. She reply's by saying. "Dont come in my face and expect me to keep my mouth shut!" TWSS.

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(50 Laughs)

 

I was at my piano lesson, and I messed up with my fingering and couldn't reach one of the notes. My teacher said, "You need to be careful with your fingering, or else you won't make it all the way up." TWSS

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(42 Laughs)