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I was texting my friend who was at the library working. She said that she was hungry and the person next to her had a cinnamon bun. The person left to go to the bathroom and she texted me, "Mmm...it's right in front of me and I want it in my mouth." TWSS

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(90 Laughs)

 

I was playing golf with my dad. I kept getting hole-in-ones but he couldn't. He asked, "How do you get that thing in the hole?" TWSS.

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(62 Laughs)

 

My mom and I got some milkshakes at Jack in the Box the other day. The shakes were really thick and hard to get through the straw. My mom was having trouble, so she said, "It's so good I could suck on it all day, it's just hard to get anything to come out." TWSS

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(228 Laughs)

 

One of my friends had never heard of Pop Rocks before, so I decided to play a joke on her by giving her a handful and telling her they were mints. When she put them in her mouth, she was calm for a moment, then she suddenly jumped up and screamed, "Oh my God, something just exploded in my mouth!" TWSS

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(124 Laughs)

 

Today during math class, we were given a worksheet. Somebody put it in their folder and the teacher told them to "Take it out and start working on it." TWSS

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(53 Laughs)

 

I was talking to my friend at school and was completely spacing out because I'm ADD. She was chatting on and on about the same subject and all I heard was, "He just jammed it in and it really hurt!" TWSS

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(109 Laughs)

 

Today me and my lab partner were working on a project together on the computer. He didn't want to put the flashdrive into the computer because he thought there were files on it that would mess the computer up. Getting irritated, I yelled, "Just stick it in already!" TWSS

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(57 Laughs)

 

In art class my art teacher was teaching us how to make the simple "pinch pots" he said, referring to our thumb and the clay, " push it in, and when you think it's far enough, go a little farther." TWSS

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(44 Laughs)

 

The other day my friend was talking about pasta, and all I heard was "It slides in your mouth easier." TWSS

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(52 Laughs)

 

The other day I overheard this girl talking to her friend, and she goes "Just stick it in...Not there! Not there!" TWSS

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(27 Laughs)