I work at a grocery store, bagging people's stuff. An old lady came through the checkout lane, and I asked her whether she'd like paper or plastic. She replied "You can put it in either one, but make sure you don't squish my buns." TWSS.

Me and my cousins were playing a card game on hardwood floor, and I took a card and put it between the lines of the hardwood and I said "Hey look it fits in the crack!" TWSS.

Today, my friend and I were talking about how she loves to put ponytails in her mouth all the time, and she said, "I love putting things in my mouth...it feels good!" TWSS.

Today , I was watching Man Vs Food and he said "that was the most enjoyable sausage I've ever had in my mouth." TWSS.

Once, in gym class, my guy friend was putting a blanket on my girl friend's head. After he took the blanket off, she loudly proclaimed, "He put that thing in my face, and I can still taste it in my mouth!" TWSS.

One time my mom was putting a barrette in my hair to keep it up. My dad sat there and said, "There you go. Push it up into her." TWSS.

My family and I were eating pistachios. My mother just taught my little sisters how to open them properly, when one of my little sisters came up to me and excitedly said, "Look! I can put the whole thing in my mouth and take the nut out!" TWSS.

I was in my drivers ed car and a guy backed out of his driveway. All of a sudden, the instructor slams on his brake and goes, "Whoa, he pulled out without warning!" TWSS.

I was drinking a milkshake and it was really thick and so I said (loudly), "You really have to suck hard to get it come in your mouth." TWSS.

A couple of friends and I were out for lunch. We started talking about being full then a friend of mine said, "I hate it when you have it in your mouth and you just don't want to swallow". TWSS.