Today my co-worker wanted me to get her some hot chocolate. After I got back, she tasted it and said she didn't like it. 20 minutes later, she was still drinking it and I asked, "If it's bad, why are you drinking it still?" Her reply was, "It feels good in my mouth, but I don't like the taste." TWSS
I was playing a game on an iPad where you put your fingers on the screen and lines of light follow them and make different shapes. My friend was watching me do it and my sister walked in and said to him, "It's way better with two people because you can put your fingers in places they aren't supposed to go." TWSS.
I was at my cousin's birthday party, and a family friend brought a present in a gift bag. After spending about 2-3 minutes prying it out of the bag, the box eventually came out. My other cousin then said "Sheesh, how did you manage to get it in there?" TWSS
When complaining to my sister that I had to get up at 4 a.m. to cook the turkey for Thanksgiving dinner, she replied, "Gross, just put it in and go back to bed!" TWSS
I was writing my high school English paper. Because I was having a lot of trouble with my introductory paragraph, I sat staring at a blank computer screen for 30 minutes. I asked my mom for help and she said, "You spent half an hour fiddling your stick, and NOTHING came out!" TWSS.
I got on the elevator at work and said "How's it going?" to one of my coworkers. He held up his index finger signaling me to give him a second and I noticed he was eating something. He finished chewing and said,"Sorry, I couldn't talk, I had nuts in my mouth." TWSS
When checking out at the store, the cashier was helping the woman in line ahead of us enter her debit card pin into the system. Assuring her that she had entered it correctly, he said, "It's in there. It doesn't feel like it's in there, but it's in there." TWSS.
While at work using the sign printer for the first time, I turned to my manager and asked "Is it in all the way?" TWSS!
I was in math class and there was this huge spider crawling around. When it finally goes in a hole in the carpet someone yells out "Its good, it finally went in the hole!" TWSS
During class one day, one the the students decided to bring in a cake since it was her birthday. As she was cutting the cake piece by piece, a student told her lick the knife off. So she said, "I'm not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in!" TWSS.