My mother and I were at an ATM machine that wasn't reading her credit card. Now very frustrated she tells me, "I'm putting it in all the way and it doesn't work! If I keep pulling it out it'll get even harder!" TWSS.

A friend was asking me about those Camelbak waterbottles and said, "Do you have to suck harder to get more out?" TWSS.

I was with two friends & we were listening to my one friend's iPod in the dock. All a sudden the iPod stopped, so my friend went over to plug the iPod back in and said, "It's not working." My other friend said, "Just jiggle it around a little and it should slide right in" TWSS.

Today me, my mom ,and my little sister were in the car. My sister was having a hard time finishing here burger so my mom yells, "Just stuff the damn thing in your mouth and swallow." TWSS.

I was helping my girlfriend move in and didn't know where to put a box because it wasn't labeled. So I walked in carrying the box and asked her where she wanted it and she replied, "Oh just put it back there somewhere, but be gentle with it; I dunno if its wrapped." TWSS.

So me and my friends are in terrible Los Angeles traffic, with people lining up to get in the clubs on Hollywood Blvd. Well, we saw this white limo Hummer struggling to switch lanes. My friend noticed this and proceeded to say, "He's so big, let the poor guy in. It’s probably already hard." TWSS.

I was watching Man Vs. Food and the guy asked, 'What is your Favorite part of the crawfish?" The girl said,"The head is the best part, it's very juicy. You need to get it and suck it, suck every little thing out." TWSS.

I was at the bar with my wife and buddies, and we ordered some Washington Apple shots. I gave it to my wife, who said, "There's no way I can fit all of this in my mouth!" TWSS.

I was having a sleepover at my condo and we were watching movies, and my friend said that she had a huge wedgy. My other friend said to her, "Do you want me to pull it out for you?" TWSS.

Today, me and my girlfriend were listening to her iPod on the move. she had her ear piece in and was choosing a song. After selecting a song, she handed me the other piece and said, "Put this in. You'll like it." TWSS.