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My chef asked me to pull out some sautee pans tonight. I got the small non sticks and he said, "I think I need a big black one." TWSS.

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(51 Laughs)

 

Today my Spanish teacher was talking about our final and she said, "Don't worry, it won't be very long. Or hard, for that matter." TWSS

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(56 Laughs)

 

I was in the bathroom at a bar and the girl in the stall next to me asked her friend to pass her some toilet paper under the bathroom stall. As her friend tried to hand her the roll she said, "It's too big, it won't fit."

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(34 Laughs)

 

I was watching a Harry Potter movie and Harry and Ron were describing a wand: "10 inches, black, nothing special." TWSS

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(106 Laughs)

 

I was playing with play-doh and my friend wanted some. I gave her a really tiny piece and she said, "It's too small, I won't be able to play with this!" TWSS.

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(57 Laughs)

 

Today at lunch my friend and I were chewing gum and having a contest to see who could make the biggest bubble. After she popped a particularly big bubble she looked at me and smiled: "I blew another huge one!" TWSS.

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(67 Laughs)

 

I was in home ec class and we were making muffins. My friend was looking in the oven at the muffins as they were baking, and she exclaimed, "Oh wow! They're so big! I hope they'll be able to fit in my mouth!" TWSS

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(79 Laughs)

 

I was watching a show called Most Extreme Airports and they were talking about one in the Caribbean where the runaway is right up against the beach and people like to hold on to the fence and get blown back by the jet blast from the plane's engines. They were interviewing a guy who was about to do it and as a huge 747 was taxiing up to the runway. He says, "Looks like I'm going to be riding this one. It looks pretty big, but I think I can handle it." TWSS

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(35 Laughs)

 

In band class, the oboe player and the tuba player were comparing instruments. When looking in the bell of the tuba, the oboe player exclaimed, "Wow, dude, your hole is so big compared to mine!" TWSS

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(38 Laughs)

 

I was on my first date with my now-girlfriend and she was eating a burrito. I said "are you ok?" because she was struggling. She said, "Yeah but it's too big. I can't fit it in my mouth" TWSS

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(43 Laughs)