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I was reviewing a spreadsheet with a coworker and suggested that she try to make it more concise, to which she replied: "I know it looks big, but trust me, it was a lot bigger beforehand." TWSS

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(322 Laughs)

 

I was at a restaurant with some friends and they served all of the drinks in mason jars. I had ordered a pop, which comes in a regular-size jar. When I looked over at the table next to us, I noticed that the alcoholic drinks come in a much smaller mason jar and said, "Wow, I didn't know they made them that small." TWSS.

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(132 Laughs)

 

I was in class the other day when, my friend had a mechanical pencil and the lead was too big she said,"The hole is too small. It won't fit!" TWSS

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(220 Laughs)

 

My dad picked out a Christmas tree the first year I was in our new house and I say "Wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling" TWSS

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(139 Laughs)

 

I was texting my guy friend and I told him to hang on beause I was going to take a shower. When I got done, I texted him back and said, "Okay I'm done. It was long and felt good!" TWSS

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(109 Laughs)

 

Talking with a friend about an engineering design issue, he said, "I told him I could work with 5 inches but it would cost about $1,000 more than if he could give me 8 inches." TWSS.

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(169 Laughs)

 

My friends ran up to me and started talking to me about Harry Potter movies and books. One really loved it and the other hated it. The one that hated it said "I hate it! It's so long!" TWSS

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(45 Laughs)

 

My friend had a drill with a long bit in it. After he was done drilling he swung it around and I said "Watch it!" He replied, "It's so big I don't know how to handle it!" TWSS

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(114 Laughs)

 

I Googled Blackberry Curve and the first site that came up had a slogan for the Blackberry Curve. Translated it would say, "Fits perfectly in your hands and in your life." TWSS

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(35 Laughs)

 

My friend was getting in line for food and he thought it was going to be a long line. When he came back, he said, " It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS

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(133 Laughs)