My dad picked out a Christmas tree the first year I was in our new house and I say "Wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling" TWSS

I was texting my guy friend and I told him to hang on beause I was going to take a shower. When I got done, I texted him back and said, "Okay I'm done. It was long and felt good!" TWSS

Talking with a friend about an engineering design issue, he said, "I told him I could work with 5 inches but it would cost about $1,000 more than if he could give me 8 inches." TWSS.

My friends ran up to me and started talking to me about Harry Potter movies and books. One really loved it and the other hated it. The one that hated it said "I hate it! It's so long!" TWSS

My friend had a drill with a long bit in it. After he was done drilling he swung it around and I said "Watch it!" He replied, "It's so big I don't know how to handle it!" TWSS

I Googled Blackberry Curve and the first site that came up had a slogan for the Blackberry Curve. Translated it would say, "Fits perfectly in your hands and in your life." TWSS

My friend was getting in line for food and he thought it was going to be a long line. When he came back, he said, " It wasn't as big as I thought it'd be." TWSS

My brother got a shot at the doctor yesterday and after the shot he said, "The smaller ones don't hurt as much as the large ones." TWSS

I Googled Blackberry Curve, The first site that came up had a slogan for the Blackberry Curve: "Fits perfectly in your hands and in your life." TWSS

My family was choosing a shower head for our new bathroom when my sister said, "I prefer the ones that are wider and softer over the skinner, harder ones; those just squirt too strong" TWSS!