Today, I was at a horse show, about to jump a course and my riding instructor said, "This is a long and hard one, so ride it the hardest and fastest you can." TWSS.

My grandma was drinking a milkshake and said, "it's too thick. I just keep sucking and I'm getting dizzy from it." TWSS.

One day my friend and I were talking about swimming in gym. She was complaining about getting her hair in her swim cap and said, "There's too much of it, it wont all go in at once." TWSS.

Today I was walking with my friend and we were listening in to a conversation between two guys. One of the guys said, "Here, I'll just put it in quick and fast." The other proceeded to say, "NO! It's too big, it will rip!" TWSS.

So, me and a couple of friends were having a small bonfire in an old metal barbecue when we decided to add more fuel for the fire. As I reached to put a piece of wood in the fire she said, "That's quite big, it might not fit. Oh shove it in anyway!" TWSS.

I was talking to one of my friends about why guys had bigger hands than girls. She asked for an example and I mentioned one of my really close guy friends and said his hand is oversized. Then she said "Yeah, everything on that boy is oversized." TWSS.

I was on a date the other night when the guy decided to take me to a Sushi restaurant. It was my first time eating Sushi. When we got there, he ordered a few tuna rolls, picked one up with his chopsticks, and attempted to feed it to me. Not thinking, I blurted out (loudly) "It's so big! I can't possibly fit the whole thing in my mouth!" TWSS.

I was at the computer lab, some dude was trying to put an external HDD in the USB slot. He called the teacher and said, "It's too big, it won't fit in." TWSS.

Today I was babysitting my nephew and my niece. My niece said something to piss my nephew off so he told her to go suck an egg, to which she replied "I cant suck that! It is way to large to fit in my mouth!" TWSS.

I was bowling with my friends yesterday and a news update came on about hurricane Alex, which we are all worried about. Before the reporter finished up talking about the storm she said, " It's big, it's slow and it's gonna be long." TWSS.