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My family and I were playing cards on the living room floor. My dad is getting older so he said "This position is really rough on my back." TWWS

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(69 Laughs)

 

Today my friend and I were chewing bubble gum. She blew a really really big bubble and when it popped, she said "Ahh! It's all over my face!" TWSS

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(40 Laughs)

 

In Biology, we were doing an experiment with ballons, but they weren't blown yet. So, the teacher asked if anybody could blow the balloon. A girl raised her hand and called out, "I can blow good!" TWSS

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(117 Laughs)

 

Today I heard some people in the band going over their music. As they were going through it without playing, watching for mistakes, I heard a kid say, "How about we finger it first?" TWSS

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(58 Laughs)

 

I did a gravity bong. Afterward I walked into the next room and said "I didn't get my mouth over it before it shot out, but it all shot in my mouth anyway." TWSS

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(73 Laughs)

 

My friend said she wanted jolly ranchers. I asked why and she said, "Because I want something small that I can suck on." TWSS

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(76 Laughs)

 

My coach was showing us a new exercise and I was joking around playing. He preceded to say "stop playing around and get into position" and I responded "Ok coach, it just hurts my back to do this" TWSS

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(50 Laughs)

 

My brother was trying to plug speakers into his computer. There are three different jacks for different types of speakers in our computer. When my brother kept trying the wrong ones and no sound came out, my dad got frustrated and said, "No! You're doing it wrong! You're sticking it in the wrong hole!" TWSS.

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(90 Laughs)

 

My mom was picking me up from a sleepover at a friend's house. We had a big snowstorm the night before, and as we were backing out of the driveway she backed into a small snowbank next to the mailbox. She then said,"oops, I think my tailpipe just got stuffed." TWSS.

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(48 Laughs)

 

I was at work with one of my friends and we got the job of refilling the drink coolers. We were joking around and one of the cases of bottles fell and she picked up one that was fizzy and splashed all over. I yelled "Oh God, it squirted all over my face!" TWSS.

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(94 Laughs)