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Today my friend was eating cotton candy and I noticed he was grabbing it with his hands instead of biting right into it. His explanation was "I'd much rather get my fingers sticky than my mouth." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)

 

Yesterday, we were hanging out at a friends house having a good time when one of the girls took a drink. She set her glass down and said, "I don't like to swallow right away, I like to keep it in my mouth." TWSS.

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(65 Laughs)

 

I was at dinner with My grandparents, parents, and little sister. While debating the color of Red Robin's tortilla chips my mom told my grandpa, "Just close your eyes, they all taste the same." TWSS

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(51 Laughs)

 

My friends were pregaming with Southern Comfort. When I opened the bottle, I said "It tastes better than it smells" TWSS

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(27 Laughs)

 

I was watching the TV show Border Wars which is about the U.S. Border Patrol. They found drugs in the back of a vehicle and one of the agents said, "There's a huge load in the rear." TWSS

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(53 Laughs)

 

I was making pasta and I spilled some of the water on me and I said, "It came all over me and I'm all wet." TWSS

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(47 Laughs)

 

My friend was eating peanuts and I asked him if I could have one. About 20 minutes after I ate them, I said, "I still have the flavor of your nuts on my tongue!" TWSS.

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(108 Laughs)

 

I was in my cooking class. MY cooking group was making pies. After we finished my friend had flour on her face and I said, "You have white stuff all over your face." TWSS

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(49 Laughs)

 

My friend was cooking chicken and was worried the oil was going to splatter out of the pan. He then said, "My biggest fear is that it's going to get into my eyes." TWSS

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(44 Laughs)

 

At lunch today my friends were talking about what they ate and I wasn't paying much attention. When I turned to them again, I heard my friend say, "It tasted good, but it had a bad after taste." TWSS.

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(22 Laughs)