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A friend and I were sitting on an old beanbag chair one day and it was falling apart. So when the foam inside of it started to fall out, my friend said,"What the heck is this white stuff all over the place? It's sticking to my hair!" TWSS

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(179 Laughs)

 

The other day I overheard two guys talking about a science experiment and one of them said, "I underestimated the amount of fluid coming out." TWSS

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(153 Laughs)

 

My friend was sticking paper down with spray mount and it was a very messy job. He exclaimed, "Aww man this job makes my hands wet and sticky!" TWSS

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(71 Laughs)

 

I was having dinner with my friends and at some point the rice arrived. One of my friends tried it first, only to say, "It's so sticky." TWSS

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(29 Laughs)

 

Today my dad called a plumber to clean the drains. When working on the job, he said, "I always go deep down to get the slimy stuff out." TWSS

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(83 Laughs)

 

My dad, getting fed up with my sister for freaking out about eating an oyster said "Just close your eyes and shove it in your mouth. Its small, slimy, and a little salty so you swallow it quick so you don't gag." TWSS

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(242 Laughs)

 

I was listening to the song "You'll Be There" by George Strait and there's a line that goes "And it might be a long, hard ride, but I'm gonna take it." TWSS

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(35 Laughs)

 

For some reason my friends were talking about Popsicles and my friend Toni said, "I love to suck them to get the juice." TWSS

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(53 Laughs)

 

I was watching this show where a man confessed his love to his best friend, and she responded with, "Wow, this is a lot to swallow" TWSS

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(41 Laughs)

 

The other day I overheard this girl talking to her friend, and she goes "Just stick it in...Not there! Not there!" TWSS

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(46 Laughs)