This week, my family is on vacation and we were all playing beer pong. Someone threw the ball and missed, so one person caught it, gave it to someone else, and said "Wash this." The other person proceeded to say "What am I, your ball washer?" TWSS.

One day as my lacrosse team was having a scrimmage a couple of guys were getting mad at each other and started to hit each other with their poles. Our coach got mad and said, "Will you two stop playing so dirty! You just keep wacking each other over and over. Obviously it's not doing anything." TWSS.

My cousin's girlfriend was smelling flowers in a lilac bush. After spending a few moments smelling, she turned around and said "This bush smells so good, I just want to keep my face in it all day." TWSS.

My friend and I were in the back seat of a car with our window slightly open and I was giving him a back massage. I pressed a part of his back and he moans and goes "oh yea, right there. rub it harder." TWSS.

So there's construction going on outside my house and they have one of those machines with a conveyor belt to get the debris in the dump truck, my sister noticed that the debris kept going on the ground and said "It's spraying that stuff everywhere and no one's cleaning it up." TWSS.

Today, at water polo practice my coach was was explaining a drill where we pass with two balls. We were all in the shallow end and he said "let's try going deeper, just make sure to keep track of both balls and keep gripping them!" TWSS.

I was watching a commercial for Swamp Loggers and one of the guys said "I need more wood." TWSS.

I was taking a test last month and everyone finished before me. As the class period was ending, my teacher asked me "Are you done yet?" TWSS.

Our dogs sit under the table when we eat dinner, commonly licking our feet to get our attention. One night my little brother got sick of it and said "get out of it down there, your whiskers are tickling me!" TWSS.

A group of friends and I were shooting off some fireworks in the backyard for the 4th of July. My boyfriend was the one actually lighting the fireworks and I was worried because he had a close call with one earlier. Concerned about his safety, I shouted "Be careful, I don't want it going off too soon again." TWSS.