So, I'm at work and my boss just took his lunch out of the microwave. As he's walking to his office one of my co-workers walks in, smells the fish and says "Boy, I sure hope that tastes better than it smells." TWSS.

Today I was asking if I should write my report for school before my girlfriend wrote hers. She replied,"No, because it will take me longer than you to finish." TWSS.

I was playing Bad Company 2 and one of my squad members was up in a building looking out the window for enemies and he said: "oh, two guys are coming, this is going to be a real treat." TWSS.

My friend and I had been playing out in a short rainstorm. When it was over my friend said that it was fun. I replied, "It was exciting, I just wish it would've lasted longer." TWSS.

The other day I was at the pool and this little girl was getting out of the pool but she didn't want to burn her feet on the hot cement so she splashed water on the ground before she got out. When her dad asked what she was doing she replied, "I'm getting it wet first so it won't hurt!" TWSS.

My friend and I were eating Skittles by my pool when she said "My favorite way to have these is to suck on them one at a time." TWSS.

My little cousin was drinking hot chocolate and her sister said oh blow on it so it doesn't burn you, then my little cousin says, "Yeah ,but I hate when you blow really hard and it explodes all over your face." TWSS.

I was playing Resident Evil on the Wii with a buddy, and the girl main character (Rebecca) said about the monster we were shooting: "Aim for the Mouth!" TWSS.

Me and my friend were sitting in class and we saw a box that said green paper on it, but we wondered if the paper was coloured green or eco green.
There was a split in the box and my friend said "have a look in the crack and see if you can see anything white". TWSS.

Me and my friend were sitting in class and we saw a box that said green paper on it, but we wondered if the paper was coloured green or eco green.
There was a split in the box and my friend said "have a look in the crack and see if you can see anything white". TWSS.