My brother was experimenting with a garden hose. He then said, "Wow! I didn't know it could squirt that far!" TWSS
The other day I was at soccer practice and my friend said, "Hey we need some soccer balls." My soccer coach said, "You have 2 balls right there!" TWSS.
My math teacher was explaining something and we were all confused. He said, "Was that too fast? I'd be happy to do it again but much slower." TWSS
My family and I were cleaning our carpet with a Rug Doctor. There was one stain that wasn't coming out, so my Mom said we would have to get it out by hand. But what she said was, "We'll have to give it a good hand job." TWSS
The other day at lunch my friend bought his girlfriend a cookie for the second day in a row. When she took a bite she said, "Wow! This tastes much better than it did yesterday!" TWSS
Today I was watching "Say Yes to the Dress" and the bride said, "it hits you in that right spot, not too high and not too low." TWSS.
I was playing a game on my friend's iPod. I beat the game so I was going to give her the iPod back. She asked why I wasn't playing anymore and I told her I finished. She then said, "I didn't know you could finish that fast!" TWSS
I was having a TWSS day; I said a few jokes and I was on a roll. Then one kid came up to me and said, "Stop it I can't take anymore!" TWSS
I overheard my friend and her boss talking to each other and he said, "Do you have a sec?" and she said, "Oh yeah I have lots of secs." TWSS.
I was making Oreo balls with my friend yesterday and as we were rolling them into the ball shape she looked at the ones I did and exclaimed, "Your balls are perfect!" TWSS.