In my first game of Axis & Allies, I was places my pieces incorrectly. My friend began to explain to me the correct way, when his dad interrupted, "It's okay, I'll let you put it in anywhere you want the first time." TWSS.

At lunch today, we were all just sitting down and relaxing after a really long line to get food. When the the teacher called for the lunch monitors, my friend was trying to finish her applesauce. I told her to just drink it down, like her milk or something. She was taking really small gulps, so I said "Hurry up and put more in your mouth. You'll never finish in time at that rate." TWSS.

Me and my friend were sitting for lunch and she had her iPod in her pocket and one of her earphones was sticking out and I decided it would be fun to flick it around, she gets irritated and stuffs it back in her pocket and I say; "Oh c'mon, take it out again and let me play with it!" TWSS

The other day, my friends were talking about television sizes. One of them stated that "32 inches is too big for the bedroom." TWSS

I was in science class watching a science lab safety video. The video was telling us the proper way to put a glass rod into a rubber stopper. It said to "lubricate the rod before putting it into the hole." TWSS

A friend at my school ate a super sour sweet her boyfriend gave her. I said "That sounds painful," and she said "Well, it's not so bad once you get in your mouth." TWSS.

I work at a restaurant as a dishwasher. At the end of the night I was washing dishes with a big hose-like faucet. This girl who decided we were going to work together came over and said "how about I rub and you squirt?" TWSS

Today we were learning probability in my math class. Discussing the probability of flipping a coin my teacher said "what are my chances of getting head 3 times?" TWSS

I was talking to one of my friends and half way through the conversation another friend blurted in. The first friend got angry and yelled, "Oh my God, if you're going to come halfway in then just stay out!" TWSS

Today in art class, my teacher was talking to a student about how to make watercolor affects with a paintbrush. Before he gave her a paintbrush to use, he said, "Just be careful not to splatter everywhere because this one is small and hard to aim. TWSS.