I was talking to my friend on the phone while she was trying to unlock her front door and she was having trouble with the key. She said, "It won't go in!" Then I asked, "Are you sure it's in the right way?" Then she said, "Hold on, let me use both hands." TWSS.

In English class last week I went up to sharpen my pencil. It started making weird noises n that's when the teacher began offering hilariously uncomfortable advice: "No, you're putting it in too far... you're shoving it too hard... well don't put your finger in the hole!" TWSS.

I was trying to fit my school books in to my backpack at my locker when I yelled, "It won't go in." TWSS. Then people started laughing and I did not get it so I said, "What, it's stuck." TWSS

On a long road trip my wife was entertaining our kids by blowing bubbles with her gum. They were cracking up and kept asking for more. Eventually the gum started to get rubbery and she said, "It's getting too hard to blow." TWSS

I was sitting in class next to my friend who kept pulling on a hole in the leg of my jeans, so I screamed "stop! you're stretching my hole!" TWSS

I was volunteering at the homeless shelter with my Mom and we were talking about putting the napkins on the table when they come through the line and my Mom said, "We have to be really fast when they start coming." TWSS.

I needed help setting up my input/output cables to the TV, I called my bro over to help move the TV. While helping me I shouted "I feel the 3 holes but I don't know where to put it in." TWSS.

I was in math class and my friend asked the teacher "can u put that thingy down?" (About the projector screen) then the teacher replied, "I can't. I keep on pulling on it but it won't come down!" TWSS.

So I went to kickboxing with my friends tonight and at the place we go to the instructors really try and get you pumped up. So the instructor who I was kicking with kept saying "Come on! come on! Faster faster! Harder Harder! Come on you can do it!" TWSS.

I was at my high school orientation and at the end the principal goes, "Thank you for coming, I know it was long." TWSS.